Honestly, I can't get past the advertising where they call Assange "traitor'. Traitor to... a country he's not from? Does not compute.

Sure, but I feel like in a glossy-over produced world, it would give the kids an opportunity for something more authentic. But, that's why I love live theater.

Exactly! Would it kill someone to actually hear real emotion in a voice, as opposed to just production? Honestly, it's more profound that way. There's some serious cognitive dissonance between her face crumpling in sadness and her voice staying exactly the same. It's almost unfair to the listener to not give them the…

Oh, men definitely lie about their dicks constantly. Every time that the measuring is done correctly, studies have them averaging in the 5.5" range. But, since for some reason they've been telling each other that penises have to be at LEAST 6.5" to be considered useful, 7 is the bare minimum anyone will every mention…

It was, in all honestly, approximately 10.5" long and 7" around. I looked at it. I tried putting in a few places, and then just tapped out and left. Someone will have fun with it, but not me.

There's something about his smile that makes me take my pants off.

It's a good sized dick, but certainly nothing to be like, "Baby I'm gonna be the biggest you've ever had".

Yes! I came to post this too. Holy crap, I was so friggin scared of her as a kid. Hide-under-the-bed scared. Terrible.

Nah, but they're rocking the crotch wedgie pretty hard.

The show was worse, if possible.

I watched it. I loved it. It's got a lot of heart. Thanks, Survivor-watching bastards.

I'm sure that was way better than "House of Versace".

I WILL BE WATCHING DONATELLA IN 2 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES.

Issa Rae? Shonda Rhimes? Rhetta? Maya Rudolph? There are many black women who pop up way more frequently than strippers.

I'm just thrilled you brought up that INSANE voicemail by Ginni Thomas, which will always have a special place in my Emporium of WTFers.

I saw near her at Bette Midler's one woman show "I'll Eat you Last". She was charming. I want to sit on her face for Blade 3 alone, not to mention House of Yes.

I want to meet the woman who gave birth to all that swag. By which I mean I want to know everything about her. How she got involved. If her parents are dancers (which, they have to be, right?). Everything.

The B in Apt. 23. It was fucking brilliant, and ABC likes to fuck with my life by making good shows and canceling them. I'm still pissed at Pushing Daisies.

IMDB tells me she has a black belt. I just wanted to share another way this child is immeasurably cooler/better than me.

I only stuck around because there is one shot where the woman is a dead ringer for Anna Chlumsky and I wanted to see if the credits showed them as being related.