I was genuinely shocked to learn Donatella is only 7 years older than Gina. She looks approximately 85. Stay out of the sun kids. Also, don't smoke.

She's so friggin pretty I just want to look at her for hours.

She does. In the section where they're talking about the pictures posted by alllllllllllll the sluTs that the boys are friends with, she said her daughter commented on their cute bedrooms, while the boys could only notice their nipples because apparently this came back into vogue:

Ann Wilson is boring, but Britney Spears is a great singer. Look, I get that you like pop music, and that's great. I do too. But when you're starting off with that premise, there's literally nothing to say, because you're just so wrong. Britney made some good pop music, because she had access to the absolute best…

He's had his moments:

She sings as well as Britney. Which is not at all. They're moaning out words and then it's being produced into something that resembles the song we know. But Jesus, calling it singing is a bit like calling brownie-for-one in a microwave baking. Here's some real singing.

Not quite. They released a radio version after the movie and it started selling like crazy so they thought, "Why not make a video? That could be fun?" This happened.

Oh for fuck's sake... I go to crossfit because I have fun, I get a great workout, and i've met some great friends there. The vast majority of the people at my location are nice and not nearly as judgmental as you seem to be. But, you keep fucking that chicken.

It's a coronation. Do you want burlap and fiestaware? Yes, yes, outdated monarchy, etc.

I have one too! I cracked my head on a propane tank while running around a campsite. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay.

God I miss that show.

JTF studied musical theater, so he's definitely studied dance. Whether or not he's a dancer is a different matter, but he'll know more than CRJ.

Yessssss. This thread!! I've got three. I love. Ok, 4. But only three were choreographed for the show.

Six months ago I started doing squats regularly in my lifting. I can no longer get my jeans over my butt. I am thrilled.

Bless you, guy on left.

So much fun! They are amazing. I'm glad you had a great time with them.

Use a comb on it. Seriously.

What? What? What is this? What is this from? I'm so happy.

I didn't think anything about her, as I'd never watched SLOTAT, but I thought she was absolutely terrific in The Descendants. Really enjoyable work.

twatwaffle will never get old. It will outlive the cockroaches.