Holy fucking shit don't police what I put in my mouth.

Where is la comtesse and her gif collection? I am in need of the Gillian Anderson "really and truly fuck off. now" gif from The Fall.

Her hair is as antiquated as her opinions.

You're right. She has things she likes an rewears, which is why she's getting rid of shit she doesn't like or wear.

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahah. Face. Perfect use.

Definitely this. She's projected a fierceness for almost her entire career, and her walk is definitely Boss. That picture is alarming in how soft and almost vulnerable she comes across. I've always thought of her as stunning. This makes me see her as beautiful. Gorgeous picture.

Whoa, whoa. Elle "The Body" MacPherson is unquestionably one of the original supermodels. Unquestionably. I agree, that gets bandied about way too much, but she was definitely in that pack.

Cool. As long as you can ignore all the raw beef ingestion while wearing my best Clan of the Cave Bear Wear (omfg never in a million years, basically a vegetarian)

Truly. She's so freaking insane.

I'm a crossfitter (god, please don't hate me), and likes me my booze. Very rarely do I get debilitating hangovers.

Based purely on vast experience with penises and extensive studies of his pictures, I'm guessing that's not it.

Absolutely. He's doing that weird overshare thing in an effort to come across as your chill friend who just has crazy stories but is cool and fun. I don't know why, but I feel really skeevy about him in general.

I feel like a dick. This is the first time I've seen Lake Bell in anything and enjoyed her. Now I really want to see this, and she looks great in it.

Well, they're practicing Mormons. He spends at least 4 hours every Sunday doing his best to prepare for going out and spreading the news of Moroni to the heathens. Maybe he'll get a middle east placement. Happy thoughts.

I have never wanted to live in a space as much as Mike D's house. I would change nothing. Holy cow. Love.

St. George is a terrible place. I threw up there. Now I know why.

I would have sprayed him with a hose.

He's definitely been more direct about several things in the show that were only alluded to in the books. Specifically, he added a scene between Renly and Loras so no one could say, "They weren't really lovers!". Nope. Definitely buggery.

What's frustrating is that Rossdale goes on to talk about the Los Angeles entitlement culture, and how he could understand how it would drive teens to do something like the Bling Ring did, but that self-0bsessed sea monkey can only get as far as "MEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME"

I fucking love Fallon, if only for giving the Roots a constant television presence so I can see Questlove and get happy.