Yes! More going to town on a knickerbocker. Bzzzzzz.

Um. Can you get me a job? Because that would make me almost as happy as being Princess Luna's pill-box girl.

Choupette?

Great. Now I feel like i'll be getting a visit from TCAP. Thanks.

Well. I would wear Michael Bastian. That's all I've got.

Awww. 15 snaps for a G&S.

Right?! It looks like they were mid chicken dance.

At 11 I both recognized my own homosexuality and the benefit of suppressing it as long as possible.

As I distractedly glanced at this, the "facial fuel" and "anti-aging" somehow got put into a blender and reassembled as "anti-fungal". Good to know Captain America is keeping the shrooms at bay.

No, but being totally fucking insane is.

I can't believe it's still going on. It feels like at least 5 or 6 months now? And the text is always exactly the same. I can't imagine the monotony/insanity of the person who is making this happen.

Right? Also, through digging I learned that the Derby tradition with Dannielynn is because that's how he met Anna Nicole, so it's a way of keeping a part of her parents relationship alive so she feels more connected with them as a couple. I think it's really, really sweet.

I have no opinion of her other than the fact that she is crazy gorgeous.

I'm kind of confused. I thought that the Birkheads were excluded from this because, apart from their annual derby tradition and the Guess campaign he did as an homage to her mother being a Guess girl, Larry has been praised for keeping that girl out of the spotlight and giving her a life that was as ordinary as…

I ain't no lady. But, if he spoke French to me he could get it all night long.

Not 5 days ago I saw another ad with an interracial couple and I was so fucking happy that advertisers were finally recognizing "family" has many variables. Even if it is a gimmick, it still continues to normalize and promote this so that in a generation or two we will have even fewer of these protesting asshats.

You're SLAYING me with this thread.

In my last relationship we took to doing this very weird thing of using a thick southern accent and using our first and middle names. Occasionally there was the tooth whistling involved. It made me laugh a lot.

d'AWWWWWWWWWWW.

Also, before anyone thinks I'm snarking on a child here, it's more about this quote from Regina Spektor's 'Baobabs': "And I wouldn't raise my child inside the city anyway
They grow up too savvy and they grow up too fast."