That's a 15 year old girl?! Oh Hollywood. You give me the sads, and more appreciation for my suburban upbringing.

Yup. A few years ago she took Ellen's last name.

Eh, she'll be 26 in a few months. While the majority of my friends have been getting married around 30 now, it's hardly abnormal. We're not talking Courtney Stodden here.

Two years out, I'll still take it. Yes, it's slow, but it's good news, and it's encouraging. I cannot believe we already have more than 10 states that now allow gay marriage. Progress can be slow, but the changes in the past few years make me very happy.

Raising her daughter with Paul W.S. Anderson, named EVER GABO.

Meet in her aspect and her eyes and shit.

Please Dodai... quote Byron to me every day. Every. Day.

I have no clue, but there's something about her that just SCREAMS that she was on The Bachelor. They all look the same, and that is the face.

This shit makes me motherfucking insane. It's so reductive and makes me feel that all of my other attributes as a person are not as important as the ability for me to function as an accessory for her, like a new clutch purse. No.

A wimple?

Seriously. She gets a lot of bullshit and shade thrown her way. At the end of the day I truly believe she's in it for the right reasons, genuinely wants to improve the lives of women in the world, and is a decent human being. And even if she's a huge bitch who is just doing it for publicity, shit's getting done. I'm a…

It's impossible not do. He is perfect.

Jaysus. I'm 6'2", wear a 31/32, and weigh 185. I can't even imagine. Granted, each anatomy is different and I'm sure our bone mass/muscle mass is nowhere near comperable, but still.

Hold up? You think Beyonce is less iconic than Britney and Gaga? Because, no.

The SNL Homeland sketch pegged her. Loved it.

Call me crazy, but when Chrissy Teigen smiles I see Kristin Chenoweth.

It's alarming how emotionally invested I am in Jinx. Every time I see her on the screen I feel so much compassion and affection for her. This has been the case since the first moment she stepped onto the screen. Weird.

I love Heather Morris, and they are an adorable couple:

I knew a girl who used to tell people she went to the University of New Haven because the Y-Bomb would not only get potential dates to go away, but also hindered her employment options in a tough job market when people assumed entry level positions were beneath her.

Whaaaaaaa? Kristin Chenoweth is super fucking talented. You're a Good Man Charlie Brown? Wicked? Pushing Daisies? You may not like her aesthetic, but she is hardly a hack.