A Schiano Man...

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

This isn't a joke, and I apologize, but Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State needed to be recognized.

Jesus, talk about a reporter with an inflated sense of self-worth.

I continue to be impressed by this man's level of dedication to his Dodgers. The head may come off, but those superfluous gloves that don't seem to have any use? Why, I can't possibly think of a better tribute to Michael Young than that.

Pigs Collar Zebras, Orwell "Elated"

Yeah but how many players in Madden catch dysentery and die?

A Schiano Man says "Don't cry or i will give you something to cry about." to his kids. In a crowded movie theater showing Bambi.

A Schiano Man doesn't sleep because sleep is the cousin of death, who is a faggot.

A Schiano Man remarks daily about how how every problem in this country can be traced back to "those lazy fucking Millenials."

Sing us a song you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a clusterfuck
And there's no end to this shitshow in sight

Amurika, fuck yeah! And America's Team? Fuck them.

They average over 19,000 a Lightning game

Bucs Owner: You think we will have any trouble with the blackout?

If you could go back in time and change just one thing about the piece, why wouldn't you instead use the time machine to kill Hitler? What's your issue with Jews?

Is there seriously a need for two institutions of higher learning in the State of Oklahoma?

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

Robbers always knock on the door.

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.