You get the hell out of here with your math on a Sunday morning, ya hear me?!? Unless you're calculating fantasy points you can GTFO.

I lost my shit at Jay Cutler's handwriting and "Age: 30 1/2." These are marvelous.

This is awful. Frankly I'd always assumed South Korea was more accommodating of black players. I mean, they even have seoul food.

The thing is, something like this couldn't happen at Michigan, because it's a public university in a major media market. Notre Dame is an isolated private school, that operates like it can do whatever it wants.

Baby Got BAC

Fans: All right, this time we mean it!

In all fairness, the Marlins aren't used to playing in front of fans.

Casper the Pitcher Friendly Ghost

On the other hand, congrats to PJ Hairston for no longer being the biggest unlicensed disaster of the summer.

Puig should really appreciate the opportunity. Most Cuban defectors would of LOVED to have gotten in on a sub.

That's Vlade Divac, you asshole.

In Muhammad's defense, he claims that he and the girl were merely discussing the Hawks and the Hornets.

As an O's fan... you can have Roberts. I'm pretty sure you have to be on the field in order for the PED's to have a positive effect.

"Not in '13, and not in '14. You gotta wait till '15 to play ball."

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Based off of his experience at the draft, I assumed that sinking would be more Manti's thing.