Still missing Hawkgirl :(

Obviously that’s Matt Damon in the suit. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

Hey, can you send me an invite? -pleb

Blah blah blah, intriguing themes about what it means to be human in a vast universe, whatever. When is the CandyCrush movie coming out, and how will it tie into the larger Angry Birds/Tetris Cinematic Universe?

Will the repair affect their no-claims bonus?

But that way they sell the cargo space to UPS and FedEx. They don’t care about the proles in the cheap seats.

Mandatory.

how r u

It's big satellite conning you man. The moon isn't real either. It's a projection to fool the sheeple.

Oh god.

Too bad it’s not a 5s; if it were couldn’t they just mash his lifeless fingers on the home button to unlock the phone?

Album can only be played with this:

My album will never never never be on Apple. And it will never be for sale... You can only get it on Tidal.

a substantial part of the book takes place in maine (with cameos from another king novel, even), so i’d be surprised if the series doesn’t go there. then again maine isn’t crucial for the story, so maybe not.

Dimming, you say?

Sorry for introducing you to fine art.

A creepy thing Ashley did on my phone last week was to steal it at a bar while I was sending an email, and text my easily confused boyfriend the following picture (in response to a text about his 9 year-old nephew):