Gorka didn’t make Under Siege, so Seagal wins by tiebreaker.

Very pleased that the comments aren’t currently filled with ungrayed people who scrolled down in a fit of rage just to bloviate about the word “Latinx”.

You know, as much as I like participating in the threads slagging on politicians like Pelosi and folks here like DED who pine for a time in which folks like Ilhan Omar would just stop being so gosh-durned uppity and would understand that he and his kin folk just want to be free to go hunting and laugh at Dave…

Unless this is a setup to some ancient Gawker joke I’m not a big enough brain to understand, yes.

And you’re meaning to tell me an organization as tightly wound and supposedly committed to infallible morals as the Patriots wasn’t privy to any of the Marvin Harrison-esque cloud of weird and suspicious shit surrounding Aaron Hernandez before he got charged?

It’s almost like intersectionality is a thing!

Spot Dave Chappelle’s target audience!

I know Democrats (including myself, at various points in the past) hate admitting it to themselves, but optics matter. If you can’t defend yourself against a one-liner from a B-list primary contender, how are you going to contend against the Long Island Insult Comic Dog on the general election debate stage? There’s…

The poor, defenseless, old ex-Vice President, Senator, and highly influential public figure!

No, but Wolf of Wall Street sure as hell could have.

You’re really passing up the opportunity to feel shock and outrage over everything Bernie and Warren say?

“the whole thing sounds extremely half-baked, like the Trump administration just wants to clear out Skid Row and just sweep all of its people into an unused warehouse somewhere.”

Yeah, because an election held on an odd-ass date is bound to draw a smaller turnout than a midterm or Presidential election. This...is nothing new.

No kidding. Dude looks like he’s ready to walk one of Kanye’s new fashion lines.

Damn that pesky Wisconsin caucus!

Amazon compelled investors to hold on for like 20 years until they started printing money, so it might not even matter that we’re still a fair bit off if 10-15 years isn’t “close to reality” for you.

Good for Bernie. I don’t doubt his commitment to LGBTQ+ equality. Still doesn’t absolve Cardi B of being a transphobic dolt.

Wrong insane Congressman named Joe.

Co-sign. I’ll never forget the time a CVS near my house tried to tell me they didn’t have a “prescription filling agreement” with United Healthcare. Still doesn’t compare to the time a Rite Aid pharmacist loudly announced “I’m not filling this prescription” to me and everyone else present for reasons they never…

Now I understand why Kanye wanted people at Equinox, specifically, to let him know if they were a freak or not.