I am shocked, shocked, that those who scream the loudest about illegal immigration are also the ones who make a killing off the backs of undocumented laborers.

Nothing says “draining the swamp” like keeping ambassadorships as the patronage prizes they’ve always been.

Good to see everyone is making really good tweets about this.

The one time I attempted to file a police report with LVMPD, they told me that they don’t file police reports “unless you are actively in danger or the crime is actively taking place” because they have “limited resources”. Guess this is what they’re busy spending their thinly spread resources on.

How the hell many dudes are in your fantasy football league? I’m currently getting shit from all my coworkers because Tyrod Taylor and Russell Wilson are riding my bench, but we’re an eight team league.

We’ve seen this story play out so many times already. Americans will vote for some surprisingly sane dude to replace Trump, because they always do, and will follow that guy up with someone who manages to somehow be even worse than Trump.

Teams seem to constantly dump relief pitchers coming off years with 2.something ERAs all the time for no apparent reason, then wonder why they’re constantly blowing games in the eighth inning. It’s a gas!

Sounds like she was making every shot a power shot.

Agreed. Hicks is qualified. It’s a little annoying to see Democrats I know constantly seizing on her being 28 years old like it’s her age that makes her shitty — she’s been on the Trump train from day one and never wavered, which says more than enough about her moral compass. If you don’t have anything resembling a…

Great idea! Some name suggestions: The New Democratic Party, the Liberal Party, and the Conservative Party.

No shit. Is this a new league or a basketball version of Blitz: The League?

As my Deep South-raised father once said to me, “I’m from the South, and I do everything in my power to make sure I never have to live there again.”

I remember getting Madden 2005 that year, wondering who the 49ers’ starting quarterback was now that Jeff Garcia was gone, and seeing Tim Rattay’s goofy face on the depth chart with a sub-70 rating.

Remember when the Bears were trying very, very hard to make Devin Hester at WR a thing? Those were amazing times.

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Yeah, same. I almost wish my childhood home team didn’t win as often as they do, because it’d make it that much easier for me to stop being a hypocrite and give up on watching football entirely.

It’s a good thing Eric Garcetti is nice to look at, and also a good thing for him that that’s the only thing that matters to Los Angeles voters, because he’s a fucking terrible mayor.

I’m a native Milwaukeean who loves the Brewers and would say no, he wasn’t a great commissioner. Most of his “improvements” to the game were made in an attempt to help his Brewers out, like the wild card coming into play not long after the Brewers went 92-70 with an outstanding team in 1992 and missed the playoffs…

As a Las Vegas resident, I’m looking forward to traveling to LA for the games and not having to deal with the direct consequences of LA hosting the games after they’re over.