Luckily for us, whiny man-children on both sides will find something to criticize the President over on this just like everything else and he’ll be caught in the middle with no friends, as per usual.

White flour worldwide!

Here’s hoping they don’t end up being the 2011 Packers of basketball, who went 15-1 winning all their games against shitty teams by scores of like 45-38 before getting one-and-done blown out in the playoffs.

Wasn’t there an actual outbreak of Legionnaires’ disease at the Playboy Mansion not too long ago?

I had a stalker for a number of years and he didn’t go away until it came out that he was a serial rapist/abuser in the circles I run in online and he pretty much disappeared off the face of the Earth. So, short of public shaming (and there’s no guarantee he’ll be gone forever, of course!), we’re all screwed.

Holy shit, rent in Seattle is that affordable? Wow, my friend in Seattle really was right when he told me I was wasting my money living in Los Angeles.

Exactly! It’s totally cool if you’re a Republican, which means it’s cool so long as you limit your hateful rhetoric and/or killing to people who aren’t WASPs.

If poor white people can vote for Trump en masse, anything’s possible!

Pretty sure record labels put the kibosh on that after Metal Machine Music and Neil Young’s descent into electropop and rockabilly.

Where are all the red-faced conservative blowhards who shout “KEEP POLITICS OUT OF MUH SPORTS!!!!!!!!” every time an athlete pops up to support collective bargaining in the midst of yet another Republican-sponsored crackdown on public/private-sector unions now? Oh, right, IOKIYAR.

*Nick Denton voice* WE’RE JUST A BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People, especially conservatives, loooooove to project.

Remember when Manny Pacquiao did that stupid HP tablet commercial where he finished with “HAHAHA! WE LAND SOME HITS!” and he was a veritable golden boy and everyone loved him? He’s a bigoted asshole. Floyd Mayweather is a woman-beating asshole. Athletes are assholes. Everyone’s an asshole. Existence is suffering and…

Still loving how the CBA is a Who’s Who of eighth men from NBA Live 06.

Police forces in most major American cities were infiltrated and/or effectively taken over by white supremacists some time ago. Is that even a conspiracy theory anymore?

So it’s about the same as specifying that the Toronto Argonauts are a Canadian football team, not just a football team? Certainly something worth getting worked up over!

That’s how I felt about Same Love.

Joe, Pa.

Unoriginality/changing an unoriginal concept around just enough that people think it’s some whiz-bang groundbreaking idea is as old as time itself. It’s not like Pong invented volleying a ball back and forth.

I miss the glory days of peak Colts-era Peyton Manning and his team’s year-in-year-out “put the worst defense possible on the field and let God sort it out with our offense” strategy.