If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

I’ve read the majority of the shit/vomit/horrific leg injury posts on this site without so much as a smirk or slight squirm, and yet, that kid food eating nightmare of a question and answer might be the most disgusting thing I’ve seen here.

Not sure if you just like being pedantic or just lack reading comprehension but literally in the first paragraph:

You, however, can fuck off.

Obama for Attorney General

Really though? I’m not sure thats backed up by facts. I mean, 538 did an analysis a few years ago:

Problem is, so much of the substantial housing we’re seeing built in US cities are luxury condo complexes, which are often being purchased by people who are either not living there full time, or not at all. That doesn’t help things much.

Won’t somebody please think of the homeowners?

Your choice of verbs sucks.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

President elect’s vagueness has seemingly put everything—and nothing—on the table

If they find out, I hope they let me know, because I have a hard enough time assisting my clients who are LPRs get assistance, let alone undocumented immigrants. Hell, it’s difficult enough obtaining benefits when you’re a citizen. I have a hearing Thursday for a SNAP denial.

Can anyone explain to me why dumb people think people who aren’t in the country legally can get on welfare? It’s already too hard for people who have never even left the country to get government assistance.

I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of…

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Lol what the fuck... ‘false advertisement’. Admit it, you didn’t like this episode because he shat on your favorite franchise.

Nathan Grayson 

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

let me tell you, it’s fucking nuts