what’s the best choice for a Falcons jersey and why is it the black throwbacks with “Vick #7" on it?

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

The GOP calls it the “Max Cleland”.

Did you just all lives matter me

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

I know it’s disappointing to learn, but only 5 of the 20 MLS teams regularly play on artificial surfaces.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

This is not a debate whether capital punishment is right or wrong, just a suggestion to murder people in other states, but I appreciate a good “We Kill You Back” comment when I come across one

He got all huffy.

This seems as good a place as any to confess that I’ve played around 200 seasons of Football Manager.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

Those who can’t do, coach. Those who can’t coach, coach the Rams.

Well, looks like it’s time to reset the “Days Since We Shit on the MLS” incident counter.