It's a shame that the game will never take off here.

Do people who invest in a Kickstarter actually think that they are getting shares in that company, unless it's specifically stated? I wouldn't give a friend $5,000 to start a business without getting a share in the business - that's just charity. People have a strange sense of ethics about Kickstarter.

Have to feel like Sterling Lovelady would be a real favorite among Archer fans.

That's over $870,000 per year per scholarship athlete who will compete in the tournament. Who now receive an average of a $13,000 scholarship. So where else do people prefer to have the $857,000 per kid-actually-playing go?

Jesus having people roughed up for daring to make eye contact

Because handing things over to bookmakers doesn't have a chance of going wrong at any point!

Yes, very similar. The worst thing is the world is people trying to have a shitty conversation about which sport is 'better'.

The atmosphere doesn't rival EPL? Crystal Palace is the only stadium in the league with better atmosphere than most MLS sides. You mostly get tourist-packed libraries like the Emirates or Stanford Bridge in England, and I say that as someone who used to have season tickets at the Bridge.

Please keep quiet or @SoccerReform will hear you and then all of Deadspin soccer threads will be ruined.

Meh. If you really want to troll people, you should write this same article but replace MLS with the Premier League, and send it to The Sun.

I'm not really sure this works.

My favorite part is Adebayor hugging that guy, but you know he's only that committed because he's in the final year of his hugging contract.

I've read his workout articles, so I have to assume that's the only reason Hamilton Nolan eats at all.

I, for one, am completely in favor of the evolution of Gawker Media lists into trolling other Gawker Media authors.

That's really good.

We can probably stop referring to him as an NFL prospect now.

What's really strange to me is that he wore a Red Sox jersey to Wrigley, but also a Cubs jersey to Wrigley.

I tell people that it's exhausting for reasons you don't expect. Like getting groceries or doing your laundry is 10x the pain in the ass that it is anywhere else.

Have you rode the L train? It's white as shit.

Responding to both people: I could take the penalty + yellow card.