I completely disagree.

Sam's Falafel in Zuccatti Park is the best. Sorry.

I missed Tweety dunking.

Well now I feel terrible about myself.

Sam Sr. said. "I don't want my grandkids raised in that kind of environment.

The NYC one is missing all of the people circling the Jacky O reservoir with their baby strollers. Also, most everyone else running a normal central park route.

What are you on about?

I mean, it could work. Those are all talented players. But when it comes down to it, I'm probably not going to bet on Moyes' tactics being better than Mourinho's.

This article is a great summary for exactly why Mourinho was so happy to sell Mata. It's not just a short term move like many people are suggesting, he believes that Moyes doesn't have the tactical acumen to fit RVP, Rooney, Mata, and Januzaj in a squad with any defensive bite or balance. He's giving Moyes enough rope…

Florida: Decency

Surely Deadspin has an intern that can transcribe them for him.

Ok, worst show with best title sequence?

Maybe this is a stupid question, but what does being suspended from the BBWAA for a year even mean?

Do we get to tell Tom Glavine stories too? My favorite was an umpire who talked about calling one of Glavine's games in Atlanta.

Yeah, that's quite a phallusy.

Here's a better analogy:

That is unbelievably shocking news.

Trust me, they know when a non-dishwasher item was washed in the dishwasher. They know.

Yep! And also to the star of Failure to Launch!

If anyone lives in NYC and loves oysters, do yourself a favor and visit Upstate on 1st ave at 5th street. Every single restaurant will tell you that they don't freeze their oysters, but Shane is the only guy who I think isn't lying. He'll show you around, they don't have freezers in the place. Plus they have a…