This summer. It's vintage, though. The ingenuity, the agility, the power. Beautiful.

No, no, I'm a Red Bulls season ticket holder. So things pretty much worked out the worst possible way.

I was one of the ones who made it to the stadium. That was a piss-poor job by the league, totally agreed.

Excellent

Nice

Agreed. This is why I would prefer Groundhog Simmons to the current iteration.

Shouldn't we assume that Cory, Miami hates the Patriots and the Yankees? That way both scenarios make him happy.

Is there lingering jealousy with the Romney Secret Service guys because they don't have the prestige of protecting a sitting president

Shannon Sharpe excited to discuss Eli Manning's late-game heroics on this week's NFL Countdown.

Seriously, though, I would pay lots of money to see a mixed-team, 3-on-3 tournament during All-Star weekend.

It's purposeful misdirection by the defense: they're saying "Victim 2 would have countered McQueary's claims about what happened in the shower" when the prosecution says it doesn't matter what happened, what mattered was that a child abuse claim was reported, which should have led to investigations.

Empire FC and City FC

+1

Unfortunately I'm stuck on step 2, seeing as how I take public transportation in NY.

Perfect

If a politician ran on a platform of gassing puppies, nuking cities at random, and making it illegal to put your seat back on an airplane, I would immediately donate my life savings to get him elected.

JELLYFISH! KILLER JELLYFISH WILL SURROUND YOU WITH THEIR JELLY BODIES AND FILL YOUR ORIFICES WITH THEIR POISON JELLY TENTACLES.

That is terrifying

Actually I know it from a Gawker article!