The tip of a dog's penis expands into a bulb when it ejaculates to make sure that it stays inside long enough to inseminate (about 45 mins). Trust me, you take the homeless guy.

I really don't think Guidolin deserves it, either. He's had, what, his 7 best players sold away over the last 3 years and yet he still makes it into the top 3? He's a fantastic coach and there are dozens of teams who could actually use his talents for something other than overseeing a feeder club.

Well, at least now we all know what Gregg Easterbrook uses for his Kinja handle.

Great stuff. A little advice for people heading back to Manhattan on the 7 - if everyone is heading to the exits at once, don't feel the need to get on the express back. Between the line, waiting on the platform, and being crammed in with obnoxious people, I find the local is almost as fast and much nicer. Plus you…

"Even though I agree with most of your arguments, when it comes down to it they don't hold water."

Nice

So were you cheering for him to fail in the NFL?

Has there ever been someone people actively cheered against on their own team? Even Barry Bonds was grudgingly cheered for in SF as much as I can recall.

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No worries. It would have been much easier to name Wade, Dwight Howard, etc, but also not as accurate.

I didn't include any injured players for these.

As Derby himself, I can tell you that is an excellent choice.

So yeah, I threw together those 2nd and 3rd USA Olympic teams in like 10 minutes off the top of my head. Glad to see they got such a response.

Oh dear +1

Ha!

"Filling a 25,000 seat stadium next to a Latino immigrant community with a team with huge name recognition? There's no way to fail, even if our organization is largely inept!"

The bar I used to go to near my work offers 22-ounce beers for the 16-ounce price to the mayor. I would take that over a parking place even if I drove.

Yeah, in this case "going for gold" means literally "competing in the Olympic Games" and not "has any chance whatsoever of winning a medal".

My brother raises horses. According to him: You can raise a $10,000 horse for $10,000. You can raise a $10,000 horse for $100,000. You can also raise a $100,000 horse for $100,000. It mostly just depends on how much you want to worry when that horse gets sick.