That's Dr. Taco B.M. Monster to all of you!

It's a poor carpenter who blames his tools, Jesus. And you are one cruddy carpenter.

the Maccabiah Games in Israel, known as the Jewish Olympics

Steve Levy trails off in frustration while reading Highlights

DadBoner: We totally know who it is

At this point, Deadspin is just baiting Patrick Kimberlin into having a conniption.

Apparently one of the Glentoran players was from Liverpool and the offending fan just wanted to make the bus feel like home.

This is a real funny video until you realize that guy was Nodar Kumaritashvili's boyfriend.

Well put.

a constantly moving mass of personalities that bumped into one another like blind tadpoles.

Players get paid millions of dollars to win games.

$83 million is just Jason Bay money

being 150 years old and not remembering his second stint

Such a typical result for both teams - Spurs dominate but shit the bed, United poor but ahead the only place it counts.

Having your ball rocket off is a common danger with Brazilians.

sex is having your genitals smashed repeatedly with a rock

I like whop you're laying down here.

By the end of the film, we discover the truth about winning from our hero.

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I believe Kubrick said it best when talking about whether the movie is about the Holocaust: