There is unquestionably a lot of preciousness you have to swallow ... it's fair to accuse [the movie] of capitalizing on communal anguish to make its story more "significant"

Bill Simmons Ranks The Worst Countries In The World

Whittier, California should really try to be.

"Once again, nobody points out that it's 'a dog eat dog world'."

[10] "Save a spot for Eli? Look, it's not Passover and this isn't Katz's Deli."

You had me at "retiring".

Well yeah, the hands up thing has been a pet peeve of mine for a while now. I was taller than everybody else I knew for the first 18 years of my life but even I learned to do that.

If you watch, he checks with the bench on what play to call. D'Antoni puts the shot in his hands, not Lin. And you can be sure it would be Carmelo if he was on the court.

-1 Simpsons did it

You're trying to tell me that a guy who donates $2 million to build a library on campus would knowingly let child rape occur? Give me a break. I mean, the guy spoke German! How could he be evil?

Commentator - like female commentators

Let Us Now Consider The Possibility That Madonna’s Halftime Show Was A Semetic Ritual

If that guy's name was BJ then he shouldn't go around accusing other people of being homophones.

"Dinosaurs, brotha? If I was you, I'd fuckin' kill myself."

Sorry, that should have read "anything that matters"

If you think one giant crab is scary, try thousands

Gawker, a gay-interest website for heterosexual women

This is all fine and dandy, but the defense that something is good precisely because it isn't funny did not work on comment_ninja last time I tried.

I wasn't able to watch the game live—here in D.C., Fox showed Eli Manning soiling the bedsheets against the Redskins

I've seen the same thing, but I doubt it. We're already losing Anelka on Jan 1. Drogba and Kalou are going to the ACN in January. Selling Torres would leave us with Sturridge and Lukaku at striker. Torres has the rest of this year at Chelsea, at least.