I read "I just swallowed" then couldn't stop laughing.

I don't need to know what this games about, I was sold at the "science" meter.

1. I was being sarcastic.

This photo only cost $35 billion and is designed to replace a more capable photo.

The first time:

Polar Vortex Houser. You're welcome.

Well, at least you didn't put them in a pool with no ladder.

People aren't eating bugs because they look like bugs.

why does he even have video games in prison?!?!? isn't he being punished? If I was punished as a kid, I had my video games taken away from me. Hell, my wife still threatens to take them away now.

Amazing how people still fall for this...

You're dumb.

And everyone employed there quickly finds gainful employment elsewhere.

QUOTE | "I'm confident we will, over time, increase the number of categories that we go after in our design to be the number one social gaming company in the world."—Clive Downie, COO of Zynga, on how the company plans to use NaturalMotion technology in future games.

You can go find the picture if you want, you sicko.

He's usually in New York...

Do you think I came here to read? Do you, Owen?

People who quote Ben Franklin out of context are jackasses

That's fine. I only read half of your comment.

"Tonight on Top Gear X: Richard takes a look at the new White Cat hovercar, James visits Dr. Clash to talk about plasma engines, and I take the Astro Robin for a spin to try and get across Mute City in the fastest possible time."