MatthewHouser
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MatthewHouser

My brother gave me a PS3 for my first Father’s Day after becoming a Dad of twin girls. I’ll never forget it, I was like the N64 kid on Christmas morning.

Haha!

Hey Kirk,

Jesus loved detailed notes of his diary. That’s why Jesus gave us room for notes in his diary. He thought ahead.

Sorry I’m an old.

TAKE A LOOK AT DEM GAMS!

Spoken like a true garbage person.

Hahaha you are a garbage person and he is the EiC of Kotaku.

Save it for church stupid.

Commercial faces revealed: who is Master—D from AT&T?!?!?

This joke was amazed by its wife’s sudden surgical transformation!

Guy plays Pokémon go in Area 51, finds Kalle Demos!

You will be SHOCKED when you see what Kalle Demos looks like now!

Bobby,

Meow!

Sure, here ya go.

What’s that from? I’m sorry, I don’t listen to hip hop.

MOTHERFUCKERMYCATSINTENTIONSAREALWAYSPUREDONTMAKEMECOMETHROUGHYOURINTRRNEEERTTT!

Hey Shep,

Hey Shep,

What makes you think it’s only your poop or bathroom poops you need to be concerned about?