MatthewHouser
Houser's Grey Madder
MatthewHouser

I say that to ALL the various ladies I masturbate with on the Internet.

I got halfway onto my praying hands emojibator (kinja auto correct just had a stroke btw) and blacked out when I got to the cuffs.

So just for voicing their opinion you hope this person gets colon cancer? Are you serious?

Those German officials sure sound like some sour krauts...

You are a garbage person.

I really just want to know if it’s possible to even see another person. Say you and I are in the same “system” of stars. Could we fly towards each other and actually fly down to a planet together and mess around with space giraffes?

Fine then, starboard!

Thanks for the reply! Yeah I have been thinking that without a “locate player” by name it’s gonna be difficult.

Hi Patty!

Ummm... Sorry, that’s actually me, I’ll try to keep it quieter from now on.

It’s that thing with the stuff used by those types of humans.

It depends, it’s an equal mix awesome and equal parts phone throwing frustration. If they can even out the bugs and freezing and crashes then yes, I think others should and will follow.

Oh never mind you are that stupid fucking troll. Go to hell

The funny thing is that you are wrong and stupid and dumb and wrong and stupid and dumb and wrong and stupid and dumb and wrong.

I really want to like this app but it’s beginning to bug me. How am I supposed to ignore my kids and wife and shirk all my responsibilities if I can’t even log in or if it’s gonna crash all the time or glitch out!

Now if it could only add high speed road battles.

Hey Mike I’m loving this game, got the kids excited to for a walk, plus we found a few!

SMB is awesome cause it's hard but also because it's funny and it doesn't make you feel bad. Plus I love watching the replays where 60 of me dies before the first bit of danger lol

There is an app called Discord. I found out about it a couple of weeks ago. It's sooooo easy to find a good group with it. You should check it out.

Here is my dog Peter cosplaying as a Division dog after I run by.