313 hours isn't much more impressive.

I'm neither talking shit nor have I played MGQ3.

Yeah, wow. Look at all those "ads." The top right box is replaced by the button to launch Freedom Cry if you own it, and I've not seen any Uplay popups you mentioned since first unlocking all my extra content. Single Player is the default choice, with just an A/X press to advance. Not sure I see what your issue is.

I understand this isn't saying much, but A Good Day to Die Hard was a lot better than Live Free or Die Hard.

Oh, I see.

I can have such a thing?

Thats all you need to see.

welp, quit reading gawker at work.

Only the cream of the Dregs here on Deadspin. It's the bottom of the barrel.

No no. We've seen a Serge of complaints.

Look, another condescending jerk looking down on Americans. Because no other country ever has been warlike and proud of it.

You know how on a tube of Pillsbury rolls you have to press along the line with a spoon until it pops?

I want this girl to move to the loving arms of Brooklyn where even middle school aged kids are informed enough to know that her hair is awesome.

I think you set this up just for a photo op. No one in their right mind would shower with a TV and and a gaming console sitting at the edge of the tub. PS: Clean your toilet, dude.

We're pinning down the right balance between giving people time to get prepared, and shotgunning them with subject-to-change, not-yet-actionable information, but obviously it's coming shortly.

Yes but would you clean them up? Nooo, you'd leave them out all over the floor and then Mom would step on them and say bad words and sell them all at the next garage sale. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

@LaComtesse: Good point.