Corvettes are gross

Not even 16 year old me liked the look of these things...

Lexus IS looks good maaaybe with some beer goggles. But over time that gaping maw gets to you. The shapes just don’t agree.

Yeah... uh, no.

The Ferrari F50.

Bugatti Veyron. Show it to pretty much any “regular” person and they’ll be all, “ooh, how cool!” But if you take a good look at it it’s actually kind of grotesque looking.

It sure is, Matty. It sure is.

I’d rather see a displacment limit (say 3.0 liters), a rev limit (say, 18,000 rpm) and NOTHING ELSE. If you can dream it and build it, you can run it.

Snow donuts!

Just like anything it’s all well and good in moderation. Some of these cars here look pretty awesome and are done just right and good for them, but then there are some that definitely cross the line of good taste and sensibility (even safety) and those people I take issue with.

No. No we don’t. We should shame them instead.

Stretched, unsafe tires do not belong on public roads.

A minivan full of children.

Because you will be able to hear everyone laughing at you.

I hate to say this (because its a big fucking circle jerk)

Renault has changed theirs to BLWN.

Aren’t all modern SUV’s and Crossovers just, “HEY! I need a minivan but I don’t want a minivan.” things anyway?

I’m kinda the same way. I really have three lists- the “These folks have been KILLING it lately, shop them,” the “Not bad, have a look” and the “Not a chance in hell” list. Brands will periodically move up or down. In the past Honda had gone from the top all the way to the bottom back to the middle depending on the…

The funny thing is that these Carmax warranties are actually priced by a 3rd party who EXCLUSIVELY deals in extended warranties. Carmax just shows the options this company offers the customer