Went to Marshall High School in Falls Church.

Well this may take a minute, but I think it’s worth it.

Pulling the parking brake for snow or dirt slides is always the best time.

I am irrationally terrified of brake failure now that my latest car has a electronic parking brake instead of an Emergency Make the Car Smell Funny Lever.

Don’t care enough to read this, but that looks like some sort of Spam meat product to make a rendition of a Cuban. I must be really hungry because it looks good to me.

Of course they still want one...the Model X basically has doors falling off and owners still say they love the car. Cannot undrink the KoolAid.

My B8 S4 is rated 18/28, which I find is actually pretty accurate, at least for the highway. I’m way to hard on the throttle of lines in the city to get 18, but you could reasonably.

I haven’t a bad thing to say about my Carmax warranty. Near $14,000 covered in less than a year and a half mostly due to a new transmission in my B8 S4 and not a peep out of them.

Hey ladies come pose naked....with all our balls and tiny dicks.

Got a meeting next week with him where I hope to do exactly that. Hoping he’s a car guy and we can really have a good laugh.

That’s a great explanation, but I guarantee this guy has never picked up a Car and Driver in his life. It isn’t just cars...this guy will tell you all sorts of nonsense on any number of topics with a straight face and full confidence he’s right. Most people don’t bother correcting him because it’s not worth pissing…

Putin is pissed now that Kvyat got demoted...anything with the name Formula in it must pay.

I was in a situation just yesterday where I was in a meeting with a potential client and my boss, an executive VP of sales. We had moved on from anything actually having to do with business and were just bullshitting about various things and then for some reason started talking about Tesla, Ludicrous Mode,…

I was going to read this, but then I remembered we’re talking about people who spend time associating with online communities about their diets. They don’t matter to anyone.

Chevy spokesperson responded saying, “No, it’s not ours unfortunately, but yeah....could we sell it?”

Wow did they botch the video quality on this one. So much for using this for marketing...

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Next on American Greed...an unsophisticated criminal defrauds a company who apparently wasn’t paying attention at all!

Being a Yank, I obviously don’t know much, or care much, about Chris Evans and who he was before this show. I can however, say without a doubt, that I absolutely loath this man now. I hope LeBlanc kicks his ass and it makes the production cut.

Not sure I would lump the 488GTB in there. I mean, technically it is Ferrari’s entry level car, but the way Ferrari is, it’s not like I (having no former Ferrari, or relationship with them in any way) could just walk in and purchase one.