The Yankees outlawed this drill when the nets weren’t high enough to keep Johnny Damon from scuffing the drywall

It’s ok, they’ll just fill in the gaps with CGI and the horse’s brother.

Wait until he sees the full list of things he can’t do any longer.

Can we just skip right to the Winter Olympics so I can soothe my brain with hours of curling again?

1. It’s BlackFlag, not Jalopnik.

BREAKING: COMBAT SPORTS ATTRACT AGGRESSIVE INDIVIDUALS

“Inside this secret room is an exotic chest containing the Sleeper Simulant. “

I’m a Mets fan (so obviously hoping for a quick exit from LA) but can definitely see why a baseball fan would root for the Dodgers. Clayton. Kershaw. The man is the Maddux of the younger generation. But he is stuck with this “unclutch” narrative that is garbage IMO. Baseball is a 162 game season and we judge a pitcher…

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

Even fridge space gets co-opted. You will never buy a cold 30-pack at the store again, or else you will get The Look.

Ronaldo lasts 5 seconds before losing the ball. While referee’s back is turned, Ronaldo kicks the dog in the ribs while he is lying on ground whining about lack of a card being shown to dog. In 3 seconds, pit bull rips out Ronaldo’s trachea. Crowd cheers. Dog wins Ballon d’Or.

He’s only one point behind Fernando Alonso.

Eli is pleased he can now count higher than someone else.

How Vin Scully perfectly times stories like that to last as long as the AB passes the point of “skill” to “white wizard magic.”

If Clarkson is really smart, he can parlay this into a lucrative Snickers ad or something.

Google BYU fight.

"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured

That's gross.

Step One: Put police decals and a light bar on a Charger Hellcat