Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…

Well, if it's worse than the impact from Ray Rice, it must be on par with the impact from the handrail.

That is the point of a racecar.

It's more common than you think. Every one of Floyd Mayweather's opponents has punched a dick.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

This was filmed in Australia.

Yet another father accused of giving his son a bad switch.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

Apparently, Linda Cohn isn't the only one who has beef with 50 cents.

That's not the Stig, it's really just Pastor Maldonado at midseason testing.

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

"I should've taken more HGH this morning."

Kevin Ware Boned Himself Out Of Final Four Appearance

Later, she failed her concussion test when she couldn't answer basic questions like, "What's with that outfit?!"

Latin players, in particular, often respond with childlike wonderment to things they've never seen before. Like Yasiel Puig with snow. Or Pablo Sandoval with a salad.

Going to a Super Bowl in person is like jerking off on Lindsay Lohan — sure, it would probably be fun enough... but, at the end of the day, it's nothing you can't do at home in front of your TV and save $4,000 in the process.

I just did one of these but instead of those boxes I had to use my couch. And instead of exerting physical effort, I took a nap.

Pokémon reminds me of Runescape. I loved Runescape. I was personally invested in it and it gave me a sense of security and of belonging. However, it didn't benefit my happiness or fulfilment at all. As I became more aware of the psychological strings behind the curtain, I saw less and less point in playing.

You're not fooling anyone. That's a hand, not a test.

More like D-Bags, am I right?!!