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How do you experiment with mescaline and 'shrooms and end up a Republican?

I sometimes get annoyed with Jezebel for going after obscure, very low-hanging fruit(cakes), but this is pure gold. I didn't think so till I saw his photos. I assumed he was just another uptight, conservative, clueless businessman-type. I wasn't expecting...What do you even call this? Sad rock-and-roller? This guy…

I have a Y chromosome, a penis, and an ostensibly masculine name, but I rejected my masculine gender more than 20 years ago. I consider myself a stealth MtF lesbian. Most people I meet assume at first that I'm gay, which is fine with me. It's not that I hate all things associated with masculinity (masculine gender can…

Oh my god, how hilarious is it this is so cheap yet looks better than a lot of these dresses that cost tens of thousands of dollars? Now *there's* a big, beautiful "f*ck you" to the whole "Let's wear outrageously expensive clothes on the red carpet" thing! I am so getting this for my wife.

Oh my god, this is probably the coolest thing I've seen on anyone in ages. Or maybe she can make anything look cool.

I so want this to actually be a $60 dress bought online. Because then I can buy it for my wife.

I love this.

I want this jacket.

What was she thinking? Was it intended as a kind of f*ck you to the whole "Let's look beautiful on the red carpet" thing? If so, she should have gone more obviously over the top. This is just painful to look at.

I ❤ my wife's vagina. I swear I could pick out from a lineup of similarly colored vags.

Great to see such well-researched journalism on Jezebel. Hope to see more. A very thought-provoking piece.

Age: 18 or 20, depending on which you count as the "real" first time.

They say double condoms are actually far more dangerous (that is, likely to lead to pregnancy and/or spread of disease) than single condoms. Then there's the real danger of the top one coming off and being left inside the vagina WITHOUT EITHER PARTY NOTICING. (I'm told this actually happens.)

I basically left my ex-wife because every frickin' glass was half empty for her. I knew that nothing I or anyone else ever did could lead her to be contented with anything, large or small. She was a black hole of negativity, and she made my whole world negative. Then I dated a young woman for several years who was a…

He shouldn't have had the choice to end his own life. He should have been forced to know what it is like to be denied freedom for years, trapped in dreary surroundings. At least then he might have been forced to gain at least a hint of the nightmare he put those women through. He cheated justice.

The groom broke his friend's glasses!

If this had been posted on Gizmodo rather than here, the science-worshipping men would be vehemently defending our roboticized, nuclear-powered, global-warming-totally-fixed-by-scientific-magic, Google-Glass-could-never-be-misused future, because WE MUST ALWAYS TRUST THE WHITE MEN IN WHITE LAB COATS.

When I got to the part where she said she had "21 years of being black under [her] belt," I did a double-take. I wish my 21 year-old students could write half this well and half this substantively. *sigh*