She just missed having a kid Oher.

Makes sense. We know that he's experienced in various disciplines.

Oh god. Now he's going to spend more time with his family.

@erikaannhammond Yo DM me.

"THIS IS BEDLAM" is a great call.

I'm giving my teen volumes of Das Kapital and some pens

Inmate #1: Jesus Christ, dude! How long have they kept you in solitary?

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

Nice conversation I had with a fella on the street this morning:

IDK, I mean, I'm not a woman but if I were just riding the subway by myself and some guy physically assaulted me because he found me attractive, I'd be flattered. I dunno why women gotta make such a big deal about a guy thinking they're pretty and then violently attacking them for it. It's a compliment, ladies!

JOHNNY MANZIEL WATCH

Call me old fashioned, but women voters? Welcome to Mars! I'll be over in my spaceship.

Look at this hypocrite.

"Is this a computer? Are you a pencil? What's a cookie? SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

What's worse is that he's the designated driver.

"I ain't mad at you" is probably the best response to an interruption in the history of political speeches.

Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.