Comedy Central does say "Abo" and "boong" a lot less.

I think cock and pussy are equivalents and dick is tamer? But then cunt is worse than twat which is worse than pussy so female genitalia are dirtier than male genitalia I guess?

Jerry Jones told Bill Polian and I that there was no curfew violation by any Cowboy players because there was no curfew.

Reports out of London are indicating that Jerry Jones was out with the players past curfew, as sources said they "spotted dick".

When called in for questioning Mr Johnny Walker Blue showed up with Rusty Hardin as representation.

I have mentioned this before in a thread on pet names, but it bears repeating that my parents had a friend with a giant grumpy-faced grey persian named YASSER ARACAT.

Exactly. No matter what kind of money these people are pulling in, there's no way they could afford the two vehicles per cat suggested by veterinarians.

That is one ardently anti-Zionist cat.

People who help others cheat are gross and lack personal ethics. That's just a truth.

Again, Welker was out performed by someone younger.

"Oh snap!" - Laquon Treadwell's leg

"I want to say I truly regret this incident," Peterson said after reaching the plea deal. "I stand here and I take full responsibility for my actions and am ready to accept my punishment".

A couple little bones? That's nothing. Dez Bryant's entire home is broken and he still shows up every week.

Sweep the leg Johnny!

"Actually, it's about ethics in journalism."

Fred Fired: [opens new Word document]

RIP

Finally he shoots something else off!

Well, I guess now we'll find out if that human growth hormone really works.