You forgot to mention all the cool karate moves he does.

But where would you rank Captain Planet?

The case against Batman: The consensus Batman masterpiece is an argument for vigilante fascism and preventative measures that would obviously be racist, classist horseshit in action; Batman brutalizes children in fist fights and has corrupted his city's police department into letting a heavily armed citizen supercede…

Typical Gawker commies listing Superman last. You won't be getting my page clicks anymore.

All colleges need to incorporate a primer on enthusiastic consent into their orientation programs. Sit everyone down, separate the boys and girls if people are going to get flustered about it, and plainly teach the following concepts:

YAS.

"The type that wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you."

M18sing.

But how could he afford one with only $50 and no credit card?

He's still in line for beer.

Peyton grabs Kitterman, kisses him hard, and says "I know it was you, Paul. You broke my heart, with the noise you were making."

Word of caution to all of you new parents out there: it's exhausting having a newborn in the house, and you have zero privacy piled onto your sleep deprivation.

I think SavetoFavorites's post is saying something completely different than you think it is.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

You're the kind of Jets fan who makes it embarrassing for me to be a Jets fan.

Look, if we're going to say that Okra is food, it's really hard to deny McDonald's.

A pizza rolled up into a log and deep-fried and you dip it in blue cheese dressing?

"And speaking of doghouses, it's come to the TLOLTMNTQB that the Snoopy dog sleeps on top of his doghouse, which is ludicrous when you see other angles of the house, and it clearly sports a peaked top, much like any other doggie domicile. How this is reconciled with natural laws of physics is unknown to your…

If you want to make your pizza "resonate" with Millenials, make it reasonably affordable and not taste like shit. It's pretty simple.

RIP to my dick.