That's really lame.

I'd like to take "Ways to make Miami not seem like the most criminally negligent Florida-based football program ever" for $600, Alex.

"Whatever they were using, these weren't toys you get at Walmart."

That's on the heels of today's dual, damning reports

Hey, I'll be the first to admit that this definitely surprised me considering the history of the University. Who would have thought that there was a Student Code at FSU?

With all this support it's no surprise Winston went and got shellfish

Late Friday, Florida State released the following statement:

Not much man what's raw with you

What's rawdog?

How many cubits of rain are they expecting?

Weather.com sends me inside info sometimes too. They give me 10 day forecasts even.

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

Their fans are not racist.

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.

No, no, he was celebrating in creole, and considering this game was in New Orleans, the refs were recognizing this was in appropriate language.

"Praise Allah!"

Usually you find McDonald's in the cop's pocket.

Most importantly, did Joe Aikman think the Foles hit was illegal? Troy Buck? Jakeman? Truck? Help.