florida handles florida thing in a florida way.

Ahem, it's a Banana Republic sweater. TAKE THAT.

Tying a North Face around your waist: because you can take the kid out of a prep school, but...

Not one thing about making food? How are guys supposed to eat? Smh

I just wanted to say my Pinterest is almost entirely sexy vampire girls or Harley and Ivy pictures. Nonconformist here. <South Park goth kids>

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

[meh]

Drunk Mario wins; the dog is a close second.

Actually he was showing everyone how many games he'll win for the Browns this year.

Raspberry is a mediocre-ass fruit. Not even the best of the berries.

Listen. In all seriousness. This is the funniest tweet I've ever seen in my life.

I don't care what he can do in a ring or an octagon, he isn't a man.

Hunter Pence doesn't bother reading the entirety of a Deadspin comment before replying

Okay, Integrity and Respect are just subsets of Character, so you're down to five. Otherwise we can just keep on adding to the list with things like MANNERS, GRIT & NOT RAPEY.

PENCE? ISN'T THAT FOREIGNER MONEY? ONCE AGAIN OBAMA SELLS USA PATRIOTS OUT

Hunter Pence thinks Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is the best cereal ever.

Until Texas breaks off and starts its own basketball team! YEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWW

And GotG was written by a woman. She picked the property, too (over other unnamed 'female centric titles')

The operative phrase that jumps out for me is "6 months, fairly casually." He's a shitbag for not telling you that you weren't the only person he was "dating" (or at least not making sure to float his position on monogamy), but I get the impression you presumed you were "the only one" v. you being mad about the…

Really, really excited for the 10% of Cardinals fans with internet access to find this.