Dan Snyder is not only a smug and insensitive prick, he's also dumb as fuck. This explains why when asked to write an open letter, he simply responded with C.

"Gomez, take those out of her mouth."

No one who buys a ticket to TCF Bank Stadium should be rewarded with the sight of a middle-aged man writhing on the ground.

Agreed. When the AP reporter asked him that question he should've slapped the guy in his face and said "I have to deal with a bunch of Republican assholes who are going to send this country over the brink in a fit of pique."

Clearly the others are new here. Jay Cutler quotes always make sense.

Maybe she shouldn't be such a thin skinned (ha!), whinny little bitch. Toughen the fuck up. You are in show business. People are assholes but are also paying you money for a performance.

*Adele is working on a new album, and the rumor is she sounds "even better than before," *

The health of strangers is none of my business. I cannot diagnose other people's health just by looking at them.

"She tipped her head back in ecstasy as she reached climax, writhing and moaning in ecstasy as the waves of pleasure rolled over her. Sweat rolled down the length of her body and she sighed in pleasure.

A Schiano man accepts the bill and pays it without question, unless it happens to have been submitted by a minority or a woman, in which case he will question it vociferously.

Why would I not be surprised if we find out that Josh Freeman was told the wrong time for the team photo?

Schiano thinks "Redskins" doesn't go far enough.

Does he know there's not really a sandwich in his hand?

Yesterday's scheduled airing of the program on SportSouth was spiked in favor of an episode from two weeks ago.

That's what they get for Putin him on the spot.

Ha! That is hysterical, just like when my wife tells me "If you watch another damn football game instead of paying attention to mood fluctuations due to my menstruation cycle, I will garret you into a screaming pile of intestines with my fingernails."

If you live in Roanoke this is just another week in a long line of weeks where you hate Roanoke.

Why are they staring at his crotch and laughing?

Rex Ryan once took out a school bus trying to find the Mike & Ike that was lost in his crotch