Why isn't Rickey Henderson in prison? Now there's a guy who didn't know when to stop fucking around with the minors long after his MLB career was over.

Good for him!

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

We believe that women should be treated with respect.

This is what happens when you use Copenhagen as a denture adhesive.

The lineup is even more toothless than Charlie.

MLB Continues to Struggle with Falling Attendants

Scene: The Texas Longhorns Alumni Center. COLT and RICKY are browsing Deadspin.

I've always thought Terrell Suggs looks like a C.H.U.D.

Get your own expression old man!

Looks like Finley finally caught something that was thrown at him.

Goddamn Quebec City

Bud Selig's personal mantra?

Dave is lucky. The school board detectives completely missed his team's most sinister mantra:

A lot of white guys in Philly making asses of themselves around black dudes these days.

And if there's one thing Cooper is good at, it's getting people in race discussions.

I guess I shouldn't expect an editor on this site to understand the right to free speech.

At this point, the only reason the Eagles haven't cut Cooper yet is he's their only hope of still being in the NFC East race discussion by midseason.