Boring overrated white person to be portrayed by boring overrated white person

Witchcraft isn’t real and anyone who calls themselves a witch or witchy deserves to be discriminated against.

If you offend idiots, you are offending ESPN’s primary audience

You’re such a fucking prude. How can you be against double penetration when your boyfriend fucks you? Because you clearly have a stick up your ass.

Typical Jezebel commenter:

YOU WOULD NAWT HAVE SEEN THIS DISRASPACHT IN THE GAHDAN

But no NFL games smh

It’s so awesome the government is providing these women with contraception, abortions, and comprehensive sex education!

I notice you’re somehow too disabled to cook but don’t have any issues seeking attention in a comment section smh

They need to fire Lebron James imo. He is old and bringing the team down.

More important for being snowed in: food or booze?

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

This is excellent Kinja

#WhiteLivesCantJump

These are all super generic though. Like, a lot of people could have come to these same mediocre punchlines on their own.

So is this why we haven’t gotten any new recipes?

I hate that I can’t attend any pro sporting event without constantly having to look around the people in front of me who are CONSTANTLY getting up and down to go to the concession stand. SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

Blair Walsh has become an apparition, and the only one who can see him is Billy Cundiff, who is also a ghost.

How is it all these billionaires can never seem to afford a decent haircut or not shitty wig.?

Should of said no imo