"I didn't come to college to be 'Vodka Samm.'"

Can't wait till the sudden outbreak of Jacob's in professional sports besides chess

The drawings are rough, but they really did nail Manny Ramirez.

No one hates Joe Buck more than himself.

Rose: Guess who I am. Quack! Quack!! Quack!!!

Riley Cooper just announced he's gonna fight every coon in that place.

Serves him right for accurately predicting the outcome of a baseball game

Pictured: live Ray out of the tank

The local police just released this image of the man in custody

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Looks straight out of a Charlie Brown Christmas.

Norm McDonald looks great

who listens to Mike & Mike ?!?!?!

This is so stupid.

It's very unusual to see Cubs this late in the year.

oy vey.

I imagine Joe Flacco walking on the bus and asking these girls how much of "The Wire" was real.

Kerry Rhodes has been repeatedly insisting that he isn't a stickhandler either

Oh, I know how these comments are gonna go. Waiting for it. Oh boy.

I agree. Vince Young would help the Cardinals get destroyed.