Americans lose every time Alexi Lalas gives opinion.

How old is the oldest person you know?

- Prudential

I bet the rest of them have a better shot at getting laid then Pajama Pants

Rex would buy everyone a Skinny Margarita

Reading this really made me feel better about my own mediocrity. Thanks -1

Chazz Michael Michaels had a few racy ones I bet

Imagine the amount of viewers that switch over to Funny Cat Videos during a Jets Game?