Hi! Jorts/Shants Enthusiast Kevin Smith here.

No.

What in the hell???

what kind of gaming are you doing that requires anywhere close to this kind of durability? I mean i've been gaming for 25 years. of all the consoles i've owned i think the worst that ever happened was the PS1 controller wire being tripped over and the system falling onto a hardwood floor and the disc tray popped open…

"angry cod players" is redundant.

In-fucking-deed. I'm still here. It's been years. Fucking Kinja, man, fucking Kinja.

Out you go.

Wait? I have been posting for years into the pending abyss and yet .... this? lol

Give it a chance then. He really doesn't play "himself" at all. His character goes through some interesting growths over the course of the film. It's not Maverick or Ethan Hunt 3.678935 lol. He's not some hotshot with a troubled past who has to prove himself. It's actually 100% the opposite. Emily Blunt is fantastic…

I wanted to see it, but not enough to watch Tom Cruise play Tom Cruise playing a future soldier. Yes, I meant to write that twice. That was the point. It's not that he's a bad actor, it's just like he doesn't even try anymore. And I can't bring myself to watch his movies, which is sad, since he's being cast in…

Whic hwas the basic premise for the Japanese Novel it was based on All You Need is KILL ;). I tried to get people to go see it as it was a solid movie based on a Japanese work. I was hoping if it got more of a buzz that it would get more studios to give adaptations like this a chance -cough Battle Royal cough-

Let's see how this works. I hear replying works, sometimes.

I like this one too

this is funnier.