He does a ton of charity work on behalf of cancer organizations, hate elsewhere.

Umm, everyone knows this is the U.S. variant of the much deadlier Cobra Rattler.

Do you even rivalry, bro?

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

In a few decades, we’re going to look back on this and really wonder how both teams managed to let the fucking Yankees win it.

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I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

The vast majority of Cubs fans are long over Bartman. And the Cubs have reached out to invite him to Wrigley as a guest of the team, but he declined.

I really think the worse moves were the other replacements. Pulling Rendon, Lobaton, Zimmerman, etc. Baker was unintentionally setting the table for the season to rest on Wilmer Difo’s shoulders, which is just poor bench management. I can’t get mad at Dusty, but the game was lost for other reasons than pulling Max.…

the song is catchy as shit tho

Isn’t it only “bladeless” because the blades are in the cylindrical base? Lol

Isn’t it only “bladeless” because the blades are in the cylindrical base? Lol

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Oh my god, I never noticed how much Eric Trump looks like Odo from Deep Space Nine.

Usually it’s because if you throw behind the batter and the catcher still catches it, then both the current batter and the next batter are both automatically called out. If the catcher misses the ball, then the batter on-deck may shout, “Whack-bat!” and the current batter goes to third base, unless it is already…

Like so many people do to Kaepernick, I will respectfully disagree with you. If you have the ability to rock that, you gotta rock that. It would be like being able to dunk and just not doing it.

Half of these goobers so mad at Kaepernick wouldn’t have ever noticed the protest until it was pointed out to them because they’re too busy in the fucking nachos line at the concession stand during the national anthem.

Ehhhhh, this one is a toughy, look at his skin tone. Maybe if his name was Spencer or Brock.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.