Most people go through a period, either in high school or college, where they (i) read The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged; (ii) mistakenly assume that they themselves are the Howard Roark/John Galt characters in their worlds; and (iii) act like self-righteous assholes for a while. Then they grow up, recognize the…

When I was a kid, I had a hard time understanding why there was only one shortstop on the infield. Someone probably explained to me that there are more right-handed hitters than left, but I still found the whole concept of infield imbalance unsettling.

When I was a kid, I had a hard time understanding why there was only one shortstop on the infield. Someone probably explained to me that there are more right-handed hitters than left, but I still found the whole concept of infield imbalance unsettling. Why not be equally as prepared for left-handed hitters as you…

“When I was a kid, I had a hard time understanding why there was only one shortstop on the infield. Someone probably explained to me that there are more right-handed hitters than left, but I still found the whole concept of infield imbalance unsettling. Why not be equally as prepared for left-handed hitters as you…

Why isn’t there another shortstop on the other side of the field? Because there is already a second baseman over there?

Maybe I’m missing something obvious but

“When I was a kid, I had a hard time understanding why there was only one shortstop on the infield. Someone probably explained to me that there are more right-handed hitters than left, but I still found the whole concept of infield imbalance unsettling. Why not be equally as prepared for left-handed hitters as you…

That first paragraph doesn’t make a lick of sense

she head too big for she gotdamn Barney

White privilege

God never gives anyone more than they can handle.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

As a Cubs fan, WHEEEEEEEEE!

As a Cubs fan: Hahahahahaha. Thanks for Arrieta, too.

Like a Randy Johnson fastball, this sailed over many heads.

“I’ll just show myself out.”

I don’t get why they would do this in the middle of the season. The T-Wolves are a professional team, and it seems senseless for them to participate in a meaningless exhibition against the McDonald’s All-American team when there are actual NBA games to play.

I’m sure Rooney would appreciate the plug

I have no idea how anyone can be upset about this. If an NFL superstar ripped down my banner, I would be on fucking cloud nine. It would be my go-to story. If I ever needed an interesting fact to impress people, I’ve got it. “Oh, you got Cam Newton’s autograph? That’s cool. Not to one up you or anything, but he ripped…

You guys must have been sheer hell on the editors at B/R.