MatchzMalone
Matchz Malone
MatchzMalone

I picked up a TGT wallet over a year ago (had a discount through Kinja), and for ~$25, it has held up really well and met all my expectations. The elastic band that wraps around the cards is still tight (“TGT”, I mean) and not stretched out at all. I’m not sure I’d pay the full $36 retail for it though.

I picked up a TGT wallet over a year ago (had a discount through Kinja), and for ~$25, it has held up really well

I'm not a parent, but I WAS a kid on the internet at one point, and I think a good internal rule for any parent with internet-using kids is:

Word.

Eating before drinking doesn't help cure hangovers, just prevents you from getting drunk. There's a difference.

"Um" is nowhere near as bad as "like", which annoys like everyone who is listening. "Er" is even better because it sounds like a short unimportant sound. You might find it easier to replace "like" with "er" as an intermediate step.

OR....$3.99 at Bed Bath and Beyond

"Look everyone! I'm NOT a concept car. This obviously crazy-swirly vinyl wrap is perfectly normal."

So what? This is how my doctor gets ready for surgery:

A-10 flyover?
That's what I'm talkin about.

It's Souper Bouwl, Mr. Oukoulski.

Had the exact same thing happen to me but I was in traffic. I got a lot of funny looks when I started frantically beating myself in the chest trying to kill the bastard.

Anyway, this is what I was going for in my original post, which Kinja decided to delete:

A musician friend of mine wrote a song called, "She Only Loves Me When Her Car's Broke."

As a male, I must say that the article vastly underrepresents the male gender's feelings and intentions by equating "girlfriend" with sexual partner. Some of us still believe in opening doors or carrying bags not because we think women are weak nor because we want to have sex with them, but because we think it's

NO. It's MASTER. Because if you've spent any time in the alley, you're a goddamned one-handed boner-slaying Master.

Sure. This will make sure it is always on like a wall socket.

Maryland doesn't represent all of the lower 48. And this poster is drunk.

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Ever since I started using Coors Light as debate material over at Gizmodo, I have discovered a new love for Jean Claude.

I rip DVDs with Handbrake all the time. Have for years.