Give his spot to Taylor Swift.

Are you really disappointed that someone took the time to publish substantial ideas on a cultural phenomenon, instead of another hot take on the Kanye/Davidson feud?

Alright, let’s expand that argument:

It’s based on the entertainment of the Toy Story world, not their reality.

It was definitely a twist ending. A rocket shop goes through a mysterious wormhole and crash lands on a mysterious planet dominated by another species, which gives the movie its name… there was no reason for audiences in 1968 to expect Earth.

I noticed that too… and the other box is “rice”, just to hammer home the irony. 

Right. Eight movies just coalesced from the ether, and each just happened to be based on a book she wrote  it was sheer coincidence that the actors spoke her words, pretended to have the name and characteristics of characters she created, in situations she dictated  

Rowling absolutely deserved more time in this.

Nah.

“I call bullshit they are claiming it based on Japan’s version of fair use though. But to fix that couldn’t he just keep his videos from showing up in Japan?”

No. I’m pretty sure you’re saying that, not Evil Lincoln. 

Replace him with Joshua Jackson. 

Cool! 

I was a huge fan of Oingo Boingo growing up, and would love to see Elfman sing live. Unfortunately, he’s losing his hearing, so that’s why he limits his performances to once a year, and will never perform with his band. 

Mmmm… toasted clitoris. Pairs beautifully with a nice Shiraz. 

I literally laughed out loud when I read your synopsis. Nailed it. 

Nope, your first thought was correct. The original article was interesting, but if any of this makes a permanent home in my incredibly faulty memory banks, I’d like it to be accurate.

…maybe he figures if he kills enough of his own fans they’ll stop requesting “Layla” every. Damn. Time?

Yes!

…are we going to list each and every indigenous actor now, and ask why they aren’t in this?