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Can someone please clarify something for me?

Put the keyboard down and go outside. You sound like one of these Faze choads. 

I’m something of a scientist myself!

TV series don’t have the budget for “Patch Placement Continuity Gofer”.

Are you new to gaming?

Yep. It’s like he’s just living his life, instead of stalking the internet for things to be offended about.

The problem isn’t “criminalization of the body”, the problem is exploitation of minors. They aren’t suing because they’re nude, they’re suing because adults pressured them into being filmed in the nude.

My ass usually expels objects that look like MGT’s face, not receives them.

I really enjoyed the risk they took in including the two previous Spidermen in No Way Home. It’s a reminder that while Marvel and Disney may be massive corporations, there are still people involved in the movies who just want to have some fun.

I’m expecting massive battles involving thousands of ships, over a dozen dragons, cities and situations and characters we’ve never seen and who knows what else…

…you do know that the James Bond movies aren’t documentaries, right?

Sounds like the author was so amused at their own brilliant wit, that they forgot to actually write it down.

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The first step toward crow mastery: learn to differentiate between ravens and crows.

…and Steely Dan was named after a fictional steam-powered dildo.  

“R.I.P. Lola, wherever you ended up!”

So, Hollywood = high school. Got it.

Yep. One piece of data is all some people need to prove their preconceived theories. 

Miller is getting creepier by the minute. Worse, he’s feeding people’s worst accusations about the trans community. The Fox News crowd just had their worst fears confirmed.

Sometimes when my dog poops, it’ll land upright, like a little tower, or a stubbed-out cigar in an ashtray.