I can’t wait for the big reveal in season 4 that Chester has been the evil mastermind behind all of these events.

A Great White downvoted me once. It was a dick move, but nobody cared because “no teeth were involved”.

…fine, take your damn star. 

“I say if spanking works so effectively we should keep it into adulthood.”

Yes, that was Sam’s interpretation. 

Did they change the scene to Batman having sex, or just scrap it altogether from the episode?

“DC isn’t selling specific Harley Quinn Batman toys, and the show isn’t marketed to kids, so is the issue just that some misogynistic nerd would get mad about it?”

...no, I think you’re confusing this with War.

To be fair, nineteen year olds are not allowed to mistakes.

“Seventeen years is odd timing for a reunion, so you kind of have to wonder what inspired HBO Max to get the old Friends gang back together.”

Nah.

...and at the risk of drawing an overly dramatic conclusion from this...

In conclusion: Regardless of your opinion of cryptocurrencies’ longevity, legitimacy, and environmental impact, it should be unilaterally obvious by now that a currency that can be tanked by a single comment in a comedy skit or rejection by a single company is dangerously overvalued.

Hey, if a person’s worthiness to host a talk show is purely determined by their philanthropy, you know who would be a good choice?

So... witch curses Snow White until Love’s True Kiss... which, according to Sam, is unacceptable without Snow White’s consent.

Sure, but when was the last time anyone bought an album of anything?

At least he washed the vehicle before returning it. That’s gotta count for something, right?

I suspect he doesn’t include “serial abuser” on his resume. 

Yes, but that involves a formal accusation, and a DA believing there is sufficient cause to proceed with a case. People don’t wait in jail based solely on one accusation.

...which turns you into a super zombie with electric powers for the sequel.