Challahcaust bread?

Uber, I thought you'd like to see this. Look what you did to her google. Look at it.

I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING

Growing up a mile from the McDonald's you mention in Merrimack, NH, and this being a childhood destination! I could tell right away where it was when i saw the ad. Also this did NOT go out of business, simply built a new location around the corner directly off the highway. I would say 1 Mile away, the entire staff got…

Doesn't believe in magic? Ow. "I was so drunk I could of sworn I turned into a bear. Nah."

Yes Carol of the Bells is a definite top 5 traditional christmas song. Its omission is yet another example of Deadspin's rank philistinism.

THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

Yeah, they can't handle shit. I say stuff like, "I have jalapenos for breakfast" (literally, jalapenos, tortillas, cheddar cheese = lazy breakfast and I'm too lazy to find the N with the saldana on my keyboard) and they're going OMG JALAPENOS SO HOT HUURR.

There was definitely shoulder to chest, but also helmet to helmet (2nd angle shows the clash of heads)

- "I don't think he's black enough."

It's going to depend on what I waaaaant, though! Although I do love a good sausage (shut up) at any time of the day (no, seriously, shut up.)

I guess I want to know why would he feel this way, but no answer he could give would satisfy my need to know. Just for the record, this black girl wouldn't want to be anywhere that flies were rolling that thick anyway. My feelings can't be hurt when my sense for appropriate hygiene is even more offended.

I have two words for you: Penn Station. GAME-CHANGER.

Oh god. They MUST do Dueling Banjos together.

"black on black crime" a phrase that will always set off my rage meter. Crime is almost always intraracial. And no one gives a damn about white on white crime so have a nice steaming cup of shut the fuck up.