Why do we keep trying to make Blake Lively happen? SHE’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

For all that we might disagree with some of their analysis now, We owe those second-wavers so much. Great article, thanks!

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

It’s nothing new. I remember when people were trying to make Ashlee Simpson and Jamie Lynn Spears a thing.

couldn’t a case be made for placing “undue burden” on women in particularly restrictive states?

Is he so vain?

Yep. Geography fail. Should read “just south of the state line.” Between that and the he/she mixup in graf 2, this story needs a quick edit.

Oh c’mon Edward Scissorhands?

This may be the best thing Johnny Depp has ever done.

I assume the world is now beating a path to the Museum of Rural English Life’s door?

Seems about right.

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

It’s nice to know that, with the proper corset, I could have been a pin-up girl in 1905.

HIS ACCENT IS REAL HE IS A REAL BRITISH PERSON YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Forget my weirdest sex dream, LET’S TALK ABOUT SPIKE. Good god, I would do very bad things with that man, (with his fake accent)

Yeah I’m wondering if it’s that the members who are interested in adopting are just making it known that they would take the baby if no other family comes forward/no other adoption is secured? I’m sure they can’t circumvent the system, so perhaps it’s just that they want to help but don’t know what that would entail.…

For me, it’s usually more of this:

Appears to be a staph infection. We all carry staph on our skin. It was the constant rubbing from the hair ties combined with trapped bacteria. I’ve had this twice (MRSA, even, because I’m lucky like that). They hurt like an MF-er. I was certain I had cancer and was about to die. But ultimately it just needs drained…