She is amazingly talented. And amazingly talon-ed.

...a Russian Blue, of course....

I think they already tried that with little success:

Sending over a cat woulda been way too obvious.

That will infiltrate everyone’s hearts (with communisitic adorableness).

Worst of all? This was the text:

I will subscribe to your newsletter.

Not so fast. There’s also no Adrian. This science is inconclusive, we’ll need more evidence.

Godspeed, Maureen.

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I can see how she didn’t like feeling like she should be held accountable for speaking out on other people’s troubles, but I’m honestly pretty lost about how this became an issue of the interviewer speaking down to her? Like, this is a dumb question that I think puts an unfair burden on me, a woman, to be the…

She is great. Is there an american equivalent? (would the culture even allow it?)

I mean, the good thing about this is that according to the chart, in approximately one-two more years, creepy old men will stop hitting on me in order to hit on women slightly younger than me.

If you think that there aren’t 45 year old men listening to Green Day and eating hotdogs and ramen, then I envy your optimism about the human condition.

Adding to the chorus: I’m dying to see the ball gown.

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Right?! Don’t you just want to go up to her all like “excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you, I love your voice.”

You’re already on the toilet. Why are you asking for more shit?

My grandmother wore Revlon Hot Coral in the green tube. She was very relaxed about letting me play with her makeup (and jewelry and sewing machine).