Lol, and I’m sitting here cleaning my AK-74M after a day of shooting...

Need to fix something? Hammer. Need to win an argument? Fists.

No comment, comrade

Hey Adam, thanks for taking the time to talk to us all. What is your favorite American land yacht? And just out of curiosity, what's your daily driver these days?

Well, you know what they say: if you can't Dodge it, Ram it!

OMNOMOMOM

Reminds me of the old Trans Am series cars. *Borat voice* VERY NICE!

Hello Mr Seinfeld! Do you have any good car jokes for us today?

Hello Mr Seinfield! Do you have any good car jokes for us today?

Mr. Seinfeld, I'm in the mood for a good joke. Any good ones on hand?

That's why I love Roadkill. They laugh off any potential drama.

And leather-lined light switches, the very necessary $131,000 option.

( /// ) FTW

Found this "NO FUEL" plate this summer

1.) Buy non-running classic

James Bond stealing an AMC Hornet in The Man with the Golden Gun, anyone?

You and me both, sir. It's a sharp in an odd sort of way.

Fresh from the drawing board: The Homer

Kingpin! It's the pivoting mechanism in the steering. And if the kid ever wants to try his hand at organized crime, the name will definitely help.

This North Korean racing game.