I'd guess that every office has at least 1 of those people. And a bunch of other people who feel the same way that you do. Last week there was one that had actually important information: "because of the weather fedex is limiting pickups, the last pickup for us tonight will be at 6 pm." That was the subject line of…

Is the bodice of the dress SUPPOSED to resemble the Iron Cross? I might have dismissed that as coincidence if she weren't on the arm of an actual Prussian potentate.

Odd. Usually older white men in politics express their obsession with lady parts by trying to legislate everything about them. At least this guy is a bit more honest.

And does that make me a vector?

In his CFM pumps he is.

Valar morghulis.

Or isn't dangling down between a monkey's legs.

"Just grunt until you figured it out" - is how some women SAY sex, and how some men HAVE sex.

In related news, there's a reason they gave this scoop to Mortensen and not John Clayton.

"...where he was arrested by an NPS SWAT team...?

Isn't that Industry Rule #4080?

Warren Moon actually said something very similar a few years ago, about that same team (and presumably those same teammates):

I probably owe you an apology; it was pointed out to my recently that I sit with my legs spread very wide. I'm sorry. I'm really not trying to imply that there's something between my legs that needs uncommon accommodation, and it's not a willful landgrab of the seats around me. It's just how I sit. But since my friend…

This is the rare situation where I don't mind too much if my interlocutor decides I'm rude. So cutting them off with a mildly polite, "I don't mean to be rude, but I'm very engaged in this book — I'm in a very dramatic section — so I'm going to focus here. But let me know if you need me to get out of your way, okay?"…

Lately every flight I've been on has had loud babies, but they don't really bother me. What bothers me are the 20somethings who get so huffy and indignant about the existence of said baby. The baby is figuring things out and doesn't know how to shut up. You do, Bradley. Show us you're better than the baby and shut the…

As long as we're talking "historical facts," let's discuss that December 25th "birthday."

Orlando Brown can't see anything wrong with this call.

Thank you!

I've seen that gif a few times now - may I ask what it is from?

It's a highly germane issue to me, as I was planning to replace my 2005 Mazda3 in the next year. I'm tempted to act now and get one of the clearance-priced 2013s, but I'll probably wait out the first year of the redesign and look at a 2015. I still have some good life in the current one, even with the rust.